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I am a walrus, and I'm mad. I'm mad ! I'm madder than mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's Mr. Madman competition ! 
I have lots of fun splashing around in the water,but when I'm not  in the water,I'm adding stuff to this site.More to come soon.I hope you like it!

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LATEST NEWS :
January 2007 : JADE GOODY ACCUSED OF RACISM AFTER CALLING A POPPADOM AN INDIAN
Jade Goody has been accused of racism in the Celebrity Big Brother house after allegedy calling a poppadom an Indian.
The poppadom,which shall remain unnamed for security reasons,was sitting on the table at the time of the incident.
Upon leaving the Big Brother house,Goody tearfully explained that she wasn't racist and it was just a misunderstanding.Curry houses from all over the UK have invited her to come and visit them to find out more about poppadoms and their culture.

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September 2006 : Ronaldo makes it up to Wayne Rooney.
Ronaldo has been making it up to his Manchester United team mate Wayne Rooney after Portugal triumphed over England at the 2006 World Cup.
He apologised about England playing so badly in the World Cup and said he felt guilty that English players cannot take penalties.
 
Ronaldo was quickly named as the official scapegoat after England's quarter final exit in the summer,because he winked at someone.He joins a long list of scapegoats such as Sven Gorran Eriksson,David Beckham and Graham Taylor.
 
The FA are already looking at who can be the official scapegoat for the next major tournament,Euro 2008.Favourites are Victoria Beckham,that bloke who was Jacko in Brush Strokes and Jade Goody.
 

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Ronaldo eagerly making it up to Wayne Rooney yesterday.