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After much speculation, Channel 4 is soon to be renaming itself 'Channel Carr'. Head of Channel 4, Frank Sidebottom, famous for his huge papier mache head and whiney nasal Manc accent, confirmed reports yesterday saying, "As a mark of respect for the great comedian Jimmy Carr, we can proudly announce the station will now be known as Channel Carr."
When Carr heard the news, the dead pan comic quipped, "Well it's about time they named the channel after me", before jetting off to Leeds to appear in dictionary corner on Countdown.

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Above: Jimmy Carr (right) alongside famous bender Uri Geller.
Below: A typical line up of programmes on Channel 4, soon to be renamed Channel Carr :

 
3.15 pm Countdown
Words & numbers quiz with Richard Whiteley, Carol Vorderman and Jimmy Carr in dictionary corner.
 
4.00 pm  Richard & Judy
With special guest Jimmy Carr.
 
5.00 pm The 100 Greatest Top 100s
Presented by Jimmy Carr.
 
8.30 pm 8 Out Of Ten Cats
Panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr.
 
9.00 pm The 100 Greatest Jimmy Carr moments
With Jimmy Carr.
 
12.00 am The Friday Night Project
With a special guest presenter. And Jimmy Carr.
 
1.00 am Your Face or Mine
With June Sarpong and Jimmy Carr.
 
1.30 am  Distraction
Game show presented by Jimmy Carr. Double bill.
 
2.30 am Jimmy Carr : Live
Live Stand-up performance from the dead pan comic.
 
3.30 am Countdown
Repeat. See 3.15 pm.